Now here's a trick that i've heard about,Now this ones a lil sick but at fungus we love a bit of dodgy shit!
Ok, this is a great way to simulate a vagina. It almost feels like a vagina except this way is more tighter than a vagina. What you do is get a banana. Cut off the top. Squeeze out the banana matter, eat it if you want or just throw it away. Put some KY Jelly or an ""oily"" lubricant in the banana (you can also use a little bit of some mashed up banana matter). Wrap the banana with duct tape so that when you insert your cock inside the banana it won't break. At the other end poke a pencil-sized hole for air. CAREFULLY insert your cock into the banana.
This clip goes out to Mr B & all you flatland fiends....
This clip is just for my excitement,What can i say I love big titted bimbos,True story!
Fuck yes! Brighton will never look this good!
Here a mean party starter..
4 oz Jagermeister
2 oz Monster energy drink
1 oz Red Bull energy drink
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Stir & down as fast as you can.
2 oz Monster energy drink
1 oz Red Bull energy drink
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Stir & down as fast as you can.